Where have I been? Doin stuff, stop being so nosy … now read my thoughts
People say corn chips (like Fritos) smell like feet … this means at some point everyone has been around feet that smelled like Fritos
… maybe it should be FriToes
You know how many friends I have on Facebook? I don’t either, it doesn’t matter, Facebook blows.
If someone is pissed at you or annoyed and ask “You got a problem?!” …. they never really want to hear your problems, they wanna fight and stuff.
Pretty sure Strawberry Shortcake hides drugs in that big ass hat
iOS7 is mostly white … iCism
I enjoy iTunes Radio … iJam
No one enjoys Mounds or Almond Joy … if you say or think you do, you do not, and stop lying to me and yourself … douche.
Fall is the best season ever, great colors outside, crunchy leaves, new TV shows, Clothes, Football … I mean, it’s the only season with two names son!
Velma was hot … you thought it was Daphne, it wasn’t
Everyone uses those two fingers to get Pringles out of the can
What you doin? Reading this? Cool, thanks.
Look, when I was growing up we rode bikes on the sidewalk and in the street ONLY when there were no cars coming, this whole Bike lane thing was non-existent
and NOW these Lemur Taints are riding bikes IN TRAFFIC and stopping at red lights! Look, get the FUCK out of the way!
So I gotta be at a red light behind a BIKE? The light turns green and gotta drive -5 MPR behind a fukn Schwinn!? MOVVVE get on the sidewalk
And why are you waiting on a damn light? GOOOOOOO
Basketball will be starting soon, I don’t care; use to be such a great time and sport, I really rather play the video game
I think I’m going to get the XBox One … I’m also positive that if I do it will be the last gaming system I ever buy … ever.
That Naya Rivera is pretty damn hot.